Disturbing

I feel VIOLATED.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Hello?

Hey, you!

Hello? S? What is it?

You're calling to stay silent?

Don't be ridiculous! How can I sound beautiful?

Hehe, *******! What's up?

OMG! I know, right?! I was going to call you, but I was studying, and I had a feeling we'd be talking for hours;p

Yeah, whatever. Her loss, isn't it?

No, not this summer. Sorry. I kinda can't pack my bags and head wherever.

What do you mean why not?! Have you met my dad?!

*Laughter*

Those days...

They don't seem real to me. I can't even remember how you look. I can see things happen in front of me, but it's like I wasn't involved, you know?

Yeah, like a dream.

How's the weather?

Cold enough for Popsicle Season?;p

Traitor!;p

I know. It's like we never lost touch these past few months. I miss you. Blah.

Oh, shut up! I've always been this sentimental!

Yeah! You just couldn't look past the exterior.

Past the eyes. *Laughter*

Me? No!

Where'd you come up with such a thing?

And did your little bird mention who the luckiest man about to be crowned King of the World is?

Well, then, tell your little bird to **** off;p

Why wouldn't I?

See? I would if it were true.

Just lose those little birds of yours. They're so unneccessary.

I have a photo of that! I'm in this netball team uniform. I was skinny as hell and my legs were ew!

Never! It won't show up on any surface of my life!;p

It's DRASTIC!

D would understand! You're so inconsiderate when it comes to these things!

I know. I miss D, too. Good old days.

We both cried that day Clement read us that book about the aboriginals. You know the one where the white men were rabbits in black clothes?

How can you forget it! It's so famous where you are! It's your history!

Whatever. Any good books lately?

Done with that already.

Done.

Yes, done. Traumatizing. Oh, and I like Invitation to a Beheading way more.

Read it. It's so you. I'm positive you'd love it.

Oh, and when you read it, read it like you're in the cell with him. Like you're the spider or a chair or something. Don't read it as if you were him. No fun in that.

I'm not weird! It's just a different way of perceiving the character.

You'll get it. Read it like you're the spider, okay?

Start tonight;p

Hehehe, chub!

Okay, I have to go to the dunny!

Oh, you do?

Right. I promise I'll call you again before next month;p

Hehe, alright.

Me, too.

I'm always online;p

I know. You'll get more of the right timings next week. I have a break from school.

Alrighty.

I love you.

Bye.