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It seems like everyone is trying to find the smell of coffee on me. It's annoying. I mean I'm trying to quit, and people expecting that I'm not going to get there is pissing me off. I stopped coffee twice before, but that obviously didn't last. This time I'm determined.
7Q says that switching to tea would help. So, here I am, with a mug of tea around 3-4 times a day, imagining it's coffee. It's not helping. I'm a dead fish in the morning. Wait, no! I'm a dead witch fish in the morning. Whatever, you get the point. I'm bitchy because my coffee is gone, and it's just not okay.
However, I am going to keep trying because I do not want to disappoint those ecstatic over this progress (especially mom, Aj, and A). FYI, people who are constantly down my throat about ditching coffee: I'm trying to lose weight, and it's not easy without coffee *cries*!!! If you have said any of the following, or anything similar to the following:
"You smell like coffee!"
"Why are you eating lemon drops? You don't want your coffee breath to be detected?"
"Want to go grab some coffee?"
"There's this new coffee machine..."
DO NOT SAY IT AGAIN!
WOW this is serious and getting ugly
ReplyDeletedon't worry i did it before u and it's been a year now and i'm totally ok
keep up the good work ;)
Angel
ReplyDeleteYou think?
Thanks;*
Coffee smells good! I do not drink it but determent on doing so next year!
ReplyDeleteHasan. B
ReplyDeleteIt's addictive;\
why are you trying to quit ??
ReplyDeleteOutOfReach
ReplyDeleteBecause it's not good for me to take in 7 litres of coffee a day:)
If I have one cup, I'll add another one and another one until it's out of control;(
I have no idea how you people enjoy coffee..it tastes so..bitter =s
ReplyDeleteI heard coffee is good, why do you want to quit?
Here is what wiki says:
"the mainstream view of medical experts is that drinking three 8-ounce (236 ml) cups of coffee per day (considered average or moderate consumption) does not have significant health risks for adults.[75]"
Kaileena
ReplyDeleteI like my coffee without sugar, but if it's bitter, you can always add sugar..
See, I go beyond that;\
why quit coffee?
ReplyDeletecoffee is good!
u shouldnt quit
Allah ye3enech wallah! I was addicted to coffee before, I still can't live without it but I only have it once a day in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI find the catchphrase "Rehab is for quitters" funny.
ReplyDeleteJust drink one coffee mug in the morning to make you sober, any other time it's taboo.
you don't SMELL LIKE COFFEE !
ReplyDeleteEshda3wa
ReplyDeleteIt's not good when you go overboard;\
Big Pearls
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Suspic
Lol, yeah me too;p
We shall see:)
Cat
I have weird friends/family;p
Anything addictive cannot be "good" for you! Don't listen to people who tell you there's no harm in drinking litres upon litres of coffee per day! Listen to me. =P
ReplyDeleteP.S:- I simply love the "Paint" effects you gave to that last picture. I'm no good at Photoshop either. Lol.
good luck dear ; ) remember ur doing ur skin a favor too, that usually helps me quit anything :P
ReplyDeleteMantutdfanatic
ReplyDeleteI'm listening;p
The effects were done in Photoshop;p
Vixen
Hehe, thanks:)
*sniff sniff*
ReplyDeletere7tich gaaaaaaaa..
gaaaimar =p
Outkasty
ReplyDeleteLOL! Ew;p
a9lan the best smell ever coffee!!
ReplyDeleteOranjina Fadidra
ReplyDeleteI know;(
a6eg;hom?
ReplyDeleteUm Mit3ib
ReplyDeleteKafkheehum 3ala kaifech;p
3ad i tried to like coffee bs mako fayda. i know nothing about coffee! 7adah 3ax your problem. ay nou3 it7ebeen w do you add sugar? :]
ReplyDeleteBulletii
ReplyDeleteLol! I guess you didn't try hard enough;p
Brewed without sugar:)
These cartoons were funny...
ReplyDeleteAND
girl ur blog is so 3afsa...
plz keeep it neat!!!:P
sorry can't help with it since am a graphic designer :P
That was.....Photoshop? My bad.
ReplyDeleteYou're evil. Disgracing the poor thing like that.
Desert Roses
ReplyDeleteThey are;p
Lol, I design too!
It reflects me:)
Manutdfanatic
Yes;p
LOL!