Talool

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Almost all of the professors I have had are good people. They are professional and kind-hearted. They repeat when you do not understand. They give you the chance to freely express your opinion and discuss. From the English Department, I have not come across one professor that has upset me. I strongly admire most. BUT professors from other departments have caused me extreme mental pain once in a while. For example, I had a lecturer who would not answer students who did not speak in fu97a (Arabic)!

This semester, I am (along with many) his unfortunate student. Since his class is in Arabic, I have to make an extra effort in everything. And I try. Really. So, I walk in one minute late the class before last, and I don't know, I felt it would be polite to apologize (I usually do, I didn't know any better): "Sorry, I'm late."... What do you think he replied? "A3melek aih?" Uuuuhh, I didn't ask you for anything! I'm simply apologizing! Goodness! La w he marked me down as absent;\

Last class, he just.. evolved into an epitome of rudeness! While calling names out for attendance, he yells at me to speak up, and I'm LOUD, people! Those of you who know me already know that;p He doesn't allow us to write while he lectures (how High School is that?), so he fills the board, explains, and then allows us to write. If anyone is holding a pen during his explanation, they get yelled at! Anyways, so he gives us two minutes or so (not enough time) to copy what's on the board. He walks over to erase, and this happens:

Girl: Dr. la ma khalasna! (Prof, we're not done yet!)

Him: Allah yhed 7ailek! (May God exhaust your strength!)

*insert shocked faces and laughter*

10 seconds later

Him: Khelesto? (Done?)

Girl: La! (No!)

Him: La2a b3ainek! (No in your eye; it's an Arabic thing, and it's insolent;\)

*insert more shocked faces and laughter*

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Randomly: I miss one of my friends wayed;\