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My urge to blog is half dead.
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So, this morning I went to the clinic to check on something, and I'm not big on going to doctors unless it's the dentist. I have this fear of heading to the clinic all alone. Don't ask. It's just there. Anyway, so I went and asked for a female doctor, but I got a male doctor instead. I had to go back to the reception and emphasize that I wanted a female doctor. So, I got annoyed that I wasn't given much importance the first time I asked.
In the waiting area, people kept turning to see if the number flashing on the screen changed everytime the elevator ding-dong sound rang out. You just heard the frickin' sound that tells you that the number changed! It's a prolonged beep not a ding-dong! Testahbeloun?! Everything was ten times more annoying because I was freaking out.
When it was finally my turn, I stepped in, and the doctor was... scary? She looked plastic. She had bright orange nails! And when I explained to her that I had a rash and what not, she got up to lock the door, so I could take off my shirt and show her the rash. I had images of her scraping it off with her long bright orange nails.
I think that was the very last time I go to see a doctor alone. Seriously. Annoyances and suspense multiplies and add to my nonsensical phobia. It's just not okay. I need to breathe.
y do doctors have to put nail polish? I dont think its hygenic, is it?
ReplyDeleteAmu
ReplyDeleteI have no idea, but bright orange on long nails?;\
Funny, mine is too. I wanted to blog about a number of things the last few days actually, but each time I'd sign in and try to get myself to put them down, there you go...an excess of I don't know what. =/
ReplyDeleteBright orange. Long nails. Tacky.
So, what was the rash about? An allergic reaction?
manutdfanatic
ReplyDeleteYes! I know exactly how you feel.
Very.
Stress;\
I trained in a place where it was policy not to wear make-up, nail polish or fragrances. Piercings were allowed though (only studs).
ReplyDeleteI then came over to this place where everyday is like a fashion show .....
KTDP
ReplyDeleteLife's cruel like that;p
SO you took your shirt off right?
ReplyDeleteGrey
ReplyDeleteRight;p
LOOOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeleteis itok if i laugh?? i'm not laughing it just ... no i'm laughing at u looooool *jk*
but that was really funny u should read it again and u'll findit funny u know
but don't worry tra ana kman a5af from the doctors m3 eno i go to them all the time 3shan ana marrah awswe when i feel sick so kl youm na6ah 3ndhom :P
anyhoo slamat o ma teshoofeen shar and hope that rash goes
Balqees
ReplyDeleteHehe, hey!
I don't find it funny! Kanat 7ad`ha etkhare3 weya her nails.
ETKHARE3!
Allah ysalmech;*
also in kuwait
ReplyDeleteKila Ma6goog
ReplyDeleteOf course:)
Just reading about you going there made me feel weird. I hate going to the doctors. Worst place ;/
ReplyDeleteHaj
ReplyDelete7ada!;\
i have doctorphobia seriously i hate going to the doc. alon whether it was a man or a woman...its just...ekh!
ReplyDeleteEulalia
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's some kind of violation..
there should be a very strict dress code for docs..
ReplyDeleteseriously
image matters
Eshda3wa
ReplyDeleteIt does!
I hate wearing nail polish for work..especially bright colors..this is one of the reasong I rarely use nail polish.
ReplyDeletedoctors are not supposed to wear nail polish!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just understand that it's bad for their image!!
eeekk..
ReplyDeleteu poor babe ;**
ma9adig u prefer the dentist ovr others... shit tht place is.... HELL.. all of thm... no freakin exceptions ):
althu i like it lama my mouth is all numb and tht thing drills in and i am not feeling a thing...
Ahhhhh...the bright orange nails scratching your rash.... (I'm a very visual person)
ReplyDeleteYaaaaay. You went. Wa a5eeeran :D
ReplyDeleteUmm.. scraping the rash off with her nails. Honey. I'm not the only one who's demented anymore :p~
I'm sorry for your bad experience. :(
You need to RELAX Ame's. You're too young for this much stress. Bassich!
*knows that Ame's is staring blankly at him*
*The Archer smiles and pretends nothing is happening*
i'm wearing orange nailpolish thank you very much
ReplyDeletelooool...sorry but its funny;p;p
ReplyDeleteu know...my urge to blog is slowly decaying as well.. :/
is it blogger syndrome?
Big Pearls
ReplyDeleteGood for you!
Aurous
They just don't;\
V!Ce
A7eb eldentist. Teeth obsession.
Enough said;p
iRise
I know! Sa7?! 7ada AAAAAHHH!
The Archer
Ee, I went..
I'll never be as demented as you are!
;(
Shasawi?!
*Continues to stare blankly through you*
Ruby Woo
Everyone is suddenly wearing orange nail polish!
Silver
It's not;(
Hmm..
Big possibility!
Wow... I hate doctors too.... its like a traumatizing experience... especially when they ask you to strip... they don't say it nicely... they just go ... "ESHLA7EE"!!
ReplyDeleteYUMA!
Hamitaf La B
ReplyDeleteLol! ESHLA7EE!
mine look pretty. My nails are not hookerish long.
ReplyDeleteaseerrlich ur urge to blog ;p
ReplyDeleteRuby Woo
ReplyDeleteHehe, that I knew without you having to tell me;p
Um-Mit3ib
Ya after my liver;p
goin alone is not that bad, ive been to the hospital alone during 3eed when i was in dbai kan za7ma o na6irooni 2 hrs 3ala dori but they had cartoon network on so i didnt mind :P not to mention i actually like the whole hospital smell ive been there so many times theres no way for me to not like it :P
ReplyDeleteoo and wats with highlighter like nail polish ?? In me last semester a few girls were wearing colors like that didnt think it would actually catch on =|
Do0da
ReplyDeleteWhy am I not surprised? This just adds to you already acquired weirdness;p
Madry! Today one of the girls in class had bright orange nail polish on one hand, bright pink nail polish on the other hand, and bright turquoise nail polish on one foot.. I didn't see the other foot. Ew?