Aug 4, 2008

"3ayem" -C.

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Amethyst: Alo?
A: Hala, shlounech?
Amethyst: I'm okay. How are you?
A: I'm good. Can you come over for lunch?
Amethyst: No, I have a final at two.
A: Right, I forgot.
Amethyst: Don't forget for a change.
A: What?
Amethyst: I said, don't forget for a change.
A: Hehe, iyey menich akthar.
Amethyst: Likewise.
A: Are you feeling any better?
Amethyst: Yeah, sort of..
A: Sort of?
Amethyst: Well, I'm okay enough to go take finals aren't I?
A: That doesn't count. You're not doing it willingly.
Amethyst: It does to me. And I'm not exactly doing anything willingly at this point in my life.
A: *Sigh* You're a handful.
Amethyst: Bite me.
A: You're being ridiculous.
Amethyst: So are you!
A: What do you mean?!
Amethyst: You know e x a c t l y what I mean.
A: Can we not-
Amethyst: Yes, if we don't-
A: Alright!
Amethyst: I love you.
A: I have to love you back.
Amethyst: But you're doing it willingly.
A: Why wouldn't I? You're... almost perfect.
Amethyst: Haven't I failed you yet?
A: I doubt you ever will.
Amethyst: Really?
A: Yes, really. I'm super sure and confident. You're going to be something bigger than I am one day. Much bigger.
Amethyst: You know what I really want?
A: What?
Amethyst: I want to be someone else's magician, like you are to me. That's big enough.

45 comments:

Cookies said...

Hehe that's what i call clicking ! :P

FourMe said...

Can I borrow A for a while? I think I need him more than you :p Or we can share I don't mind..

Amethyst said...

Cookies
You haven't seen a thing yet;p

FourMe
I don't share. I'm a selfish bitch when it comes to A;p

Ruby Woo said...

Aww.. I want an A too!

Amethyst said...

Ruby Woo
Hehe, you ain't gonna have mine!;p

Mohammad Al-Yousifi said...

i am m not a!

Amethyst said...

Kila Ma6goog
Hehe, and who said I'd rather have you than A?;p

White Wings said...

i have to know who A is
my curiosity is killing me :)

Amethyst said...

White Wings
I'll let you know when I see you:)

do0da said...

trust me u wouldnt wana be some1 elses magician. Ur better off just having a Magician :p

oo and comics are back =D

Amethyst said...

Do0da
I want to! Yah!;p

Comics are back ma3a ena maleeq bas I wasn't about to put up with your 7anna;p

do0da said...

they have like over 100 comics :P akeed fi good old ones :P

wala shino ur loyal readers mayistahloon u dig up good ones for them :r

Amethyst said...

Do0da
Fi akthar mn 1000 actually, but I like using the current ones. The old ones are less funny;\

And you are my readers, but I'm the owner. See where I'm coming from?;p

FourMe said...

What's up with the dictatorship Amethyst!! No I demand you hand over A! You hear me Hand The BOY Over!

Amethyst said...

FourMe
It's not dictatorship, it's exclusiveness;p

And A is NOT a "boy";)

Anonymous said...

thats right. a is a...lady.

;p

FourMe said...

You're one selfish little girl aren't ya! Boy, Girl, It whatever the hell A is HAND "Him-Her-IT" OVER! Me waaant damn it ME WANT!

Fine, FiNe, keep IT to yourself *Kicks Amethyst in the leg and leaves*

na7eesa..

do0da said...

1000 wa7da o tgoleen maku funny ones :P

7aram 3alaich !!


and she denies her dictatorship :P

zwena said...

was this conv. bel sij in english ? :P

KTDP said...

sounds almost as well worded as a kevin smith movie . :)

Um Mit3ib said...

ana magician kilman :P

sa7 ?
golay sa7 la athawer ib ur cousin ;p

Yawarakai said...

i loved that!

Anonymous said...

Allah la yefaregkom.

Amethyst said...

SecretAdmirer
I'll keep you guessing:)

FourMe
*Grins an evil grin*

Do0da
Ee madry tha7akt 3alaihum wayed fa they're not funny anymore;p

Hehe, fine! I'm proud to be the Queen of the World! Chethi zain?;p

Zwena
Yup, almost exactly as it's written up there:)

KTDP
I'll check his movies out.

Um Mit3ib
Thawray fi chood yred w ysane3 nafsa hni;p

Yawarakai
7abetech el3afya, I'm glad:)

Harlow
Thanks;*

F. said...

I hooe your wish comes true, about becoming someone's magician...

That's magical...
;)

Anonymous said...

Names that start with A are always smart :p

Amethyst said...

F.
It is..

Thanks;*

Amethyst said...

Amu
Hehe, yeah since that includes the both of us;p

eshda3wa said...

so sweet

Journal Entries said...

allah e5aleelich A =)

Anonymous said...

ugh i need an A right now! Mashalla :) allah y5aleeh leki

Amethyst said...

Eshda3wa
:)

A Journal Entry
Allah ysalmech:)

Rawr
A is a must have!

Thanks;*

Balqees said...

awwwwwwww
u 2 r somewt funny tra :P
but ur sweet

allah y5leekom le ba3'9 =)

k town said...

so A is a girl?

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can be the magician's beautiful assistant

- here I am trying to be clever.... hehe... !

Amethyst said...

Balqees
Allah ysalmech:)

HQ
Does it matter?

Hamitaf La B
Lol, I'd rather be another magician;p

Anonymous said...

AWWWWWW THAT WAS SWEEEEEEEETT!!!! :') btw wayhich 5air 3alay ams! ;p love u ;***

Amethyst said...

Enchanteurs
Hehe;*

Yalla 3ayal bajablech kel ma y9eer 3endech upcoming results;p

L.R.643 said...

small talks can go long ways, as long as the message/underlying emotions have been conveyed clearly..

Amethyst said...

Lone Ranger'ess
True:)

asameee said...

loved that closing line!

kella met2a5er said...

Allah ye5allelich A....treat him better, he is trying!!

Amethyst said...

Nyxxie
:)

Kella Met2a5er
If only you knew;)

Anonymous said...

Aw,so sweet<3

Amethyst said...

DreamerGirl
:)