I'm sitting in the living room reading Invitation to a Beheading. I'm indulging myself after a long day, and Nabokov is painting colors and feelings in my mind and heart.
Mom: Did you have lunch?
Me: *looking up* No, I'm not hungry.
Mom: When was the last time you ate?
Me: I had a little piece of cookie at around noon.
Mom: When was the last time you ate?
Me: Yesterday, I think?
Mom: Are you becoming an anorexic?
Me: Anorexics don't eat ice cream.
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Bro1: Why are you wearing black?
Me: I'm only half dressed. I was wearing white, too.
Bro1: You look weird!
Me: *looking down at my cotton black dress* Okay?
Bro1: Go change!
Me: Huh?
Bro1: You look like a psychotic version of you!
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Dad: Are you going to have lunch?
Me: I don't know. I need to shower before I decide.
Dad: You didn't shower?
Me: Is my hair wet?
Dad: Why are you here reading then?
Me: I'm escaping reality for two minutes.
Dad: *Laughs* Why?
Me: Because I'm tired, and I don't want to think of all the things I have to do.
Dad: I wonder what would happen if your books finished.
Me: That's why they won't. They like to keep you wondering.
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Bro2: Hey!
Me: Hey..
Bro2: What are you reading?
Me: A Nabokov that wouldn't interest you
Bro2: Why?
Me: Because it interests me!
Bro2: No, I meant why wouldn't it interest me?
Me: Yeah, that's what I answered.
Btw, my brother doesn't read. If a book "interests" him, I read for him.
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Next time, I'll just read in my room.
28 comments:
That's a funny family you're having.. trust me, it is a great thing :)
I am a lone child , I do not get that much of nagging. . . wanna trade?
OpeRon
Hehe, it is, but not all the time:)
Sure, only for a while though..
:)
jesterat314
:)
Next time eat and shower.
Waaaiii 7adhom ehablo0o0n
LOVE ur FAMILY
They abviously care ALOT abt u :-)
whats up with u ppl? sha7agaa mo ga3taklon!?
ITS FOOD! how can u forget what, where and when u last ate?!
your brothers are funny :)
i love reading too i hate it when someone bothers me while reading :S
anyway allah y5lekom 7g b3a'6
just wanted to say have a nice day ;)
Oh my God, ana inba66at chabdy....how did yu handle it!!??
Akeed ma endimajty, wala rakkazty belbook!! I bet that you read every bage twice, LoL
Allah ye3eenich, next time..stick to your room.
aaah, i miss the interuptions !
If it gets worst, do like me and read in the car :)
Sounds like a really interesting book that you'd be lost in it
being a past anorexic..yes..we don't eat ice cream..and we don't eat cookies too:p
you need to start eating girl before u disappear...eat eat eat!!!
ThePurg
I'll eat and shower when I want!
Glitter
Hehe, I guess they're cute in their own ways;p
The Masquerader
I have other stuff to do, and when I'm hungry and get food, I suddenly don't feel like it anymore;\
OutOfReach
I guess;p
Hehe, yeah! You want to lose yourself in the book without distractions..
Same to you:)
Kella Met2a5er
Sheft shloun?
Thalaft dary, akhaf bas bag3ad 3ugb kel hatha.. 6awaft awal cham mara bs ba3dain I got fed up;p
jesterat314
I do that when the weather is nice.. Now, eldenya wayed kheesa;p
Kaos
It is. Check it out: Invitation to a Beheading by Vladimir Nabokov. He's really good.
Big Pearls
Lol, what a sorry life;p
Amu
I eat! Rawr?;p
Mashallah you've got a close knitted adorable family
Allah ekhaleekum 7ag b3ath :)
Nyxxie
Allah ysalmech:)
youre very annoying.
very..
fascinatingly annoying
Anonymous
Then you should stop reading my blog, no?
the sheer horror of it all. like a train wreck. one can not divert ones eyes.
Anonymous
Well, then, I'm glad:)
ah yes, ofcourse. the "wittiness".
Anonymous
No, it's the "annoyance":)
At last, the moral of the post is the last line you wrote.
~ Soul
Soul
Yeah;p
ya, i was just gonna say! do you read bil 7osh in front of the enterance doors? :/
nQ
La, like the post says:
"I'm sitting in the living room reading Invitation to a Beheading..."
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