Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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It truly feels like summer. Cold AC. Minimum clothing. Fresh bed covers. Good books. No routine. Just me in bed. Reading and sleeping without a sense of time. Until school happens.
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I've been asked...
[Day of elections]
Woman: Why aren't you married?
Me: I'll marry when I can vote! *FAJ2A!*
Mom: Hathi benti.
Dr. N: Oh! *shocked look* Mashallah et`habel!
Me: Heh? *thinking why she's surprised that I look good*
Girl: Laish ma tebtasmain?
Me: *Stares*
Girl: Hehehe, et`tha7keen!
Me: *Walks away thinking why strangers are asking weird questions*
Old lady: Bentech cham 3umirha? *looking at my cousin's daughter*
Me: Hehe, bent bent khalti, kamelat 3yrs.
Old lady: Wentay wain e3yalech?
Me: Ana mu metzawja:)
Old lady: Haw, ya 7afeth, sh7aga? Elreyayeel 3emyan?!
Me: Taw elnass:)
Old lady: Laish taw elnass?! Ana youm kent kubrech kan 3endi 3ala elaqal 3 yahal...
Me: *Mental eye-rolling fiesta*
Lady: Hatha semach wela deyay? *pointing at something in the buffet*
Me: Deyay w dakhla sabanekh:)
Lady: Ya 7elwech bas!
Me: *Huh?*
My mom: Wayhech ta3ban.
Me: Adri.
My mom: Ee saway shay, tadreen w chethi 9ayer?
Me: Ee, cuz ma etyeeni nouma w wayed a7es 3endi ashya2.
My mom: Ee, namay!
Me: Ma etyeeni nouma!
My mom: Haw, ensad7ay befrashech w sakray 3ainech w betyeech elnouma bedal ma lazga elketab b wayhech w tegrain..
Me: Yumma, 7bbti, ana ma agra ela 3ugb ma ansede7 sa3a wana emsakra 3aini w ashouf eni mara7 anam. Kel wa7ed y3arf nafsa..
My mom: Betrou7een 7ag istiqbal ********?
Me: La:)
My mom: Laish? Mu ahalech?!
Me: Embala ahali, fi blood bas ma a3arefhum.. Arou7 abarek 7g meno?
My mom: Haw, rou7ay w ta3arefay!
Me: Mabi azeed my circle of acquaintances, mashkoooooooora. Khasa mn 6araf ahalech, law sema7tay. Kelkum etsawoun 3azayem ezyada 3n el lezoum. Mabi an3ezem;\
My mom: Madry entay 6al3a 3ala meno!
Me: Uuuhhh, ana adri! Athakrech b da3wat omech?
Complete stranger: I like your shoes.
Me: Thank you *quizzical glance*
Complete stranger: What do you study?
Me: Literature *friendly smile*
Complete stranger: Thought so:)
Me: How come?
Complete stranger: Your shoes! *like it's obvious and I'm stupid for not getting it*
Me: *Nervous laugh* Right! *Walks away hoping we're not introduced later on*
Weird?
27 comments:
lool hilarious!
Get some rest.. please.
LOOOOOOL you don't understand how entertaining that was for me ;p
I couldn't stop laughing at this one:
Girl: Laish ma tebtasmain?
Me: *Stares*
Girl: Hehehe, et`tha7keen!
Me: *Walks away thinking why strangers are asking weird questions
LOOOL!!! too good too good ...
hehehehhe ur mom sounds like my mom!
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How does your shoes tell your major?! eb ay logic hatha! Weirdos..
lol this post really made me laugh. your blog is sooooo different i LUV it!
You need to sleep..you need to find a way...you have to!
LOL.
what kind of shoes were you wearing? :p i'm trying to figure that last one out!
Fastidious Babe
Hehe, imagine yourself in these situations;p
Aj
I'm rested:)
Haj
I had a feeling you'd have a good laugh.
Ghathatni hathi, and my mom gave her my phone number;\
A Journal Entry
Aren't we lucky?;)
Kila Ma6goog
It's a free world. You can perceive it as that if you want. I don't judge myself;p
Fourme
Too weird!
Nyxxie
Hehe, I'm glad;D
Thanks;*
Big Pearls
I am sleeping these days, not as well as I hope to, but I'm thankful:)
P.S. I've been robbed of my sleeping pills:)
Moniker
Black peep toes..
There's only one thing to figure out:
It's funny now, but at the moment it was FREAKY!;p
LoooL damn that was a good way to start the day :)
Bas it is amazing that women among each other can just start conversations and get emotionally involved even as complete strangers :)
oooh, 3asa ibtisamty akhir shay ;0?
and oh btw, do we infer that your done w/ exams by now?
ohwa wierd o bas..? ;p
LOOL!!! Aham shay the one about the shoes!! :P
looooool am studing and ath7aak oo az3ij ily ma3ay
like il dr... lool yeah why do we always act shock when some one dughter is pretty ya33ny shno tara intay hola oo bintich 7lwa:Pp
and whats with the shoe:P ok joty il 3amel ibayen kila ighbara yimkin bss ur major or any other is the shoe now a days related to our majors 0i WEIRD
ok I do not get the cartoon.
Kaos
Hehe, I'm glad.
The Complete Stranger was a dude;p
Ma ebtesamt, no:)
I haven't even started exams. I'll be done in around two weeks;p
Silver
Lol, shdarani?! 7ada it's a strange world;p
pocketfullofsunshine
Weirdo, I freaked out;p
Shahad
Lol! Shush la y6eboun 3alaich;p
Ee! Elmeshkela ena I look exactly like my mom, so she shouldn't be surprised!
Hehe, etsadgeen 7ata jouti el3amel mu shar6 ena 3amel;p
ThePurg
3adi, I don't get your drawings:)
looool hilarious 7adhom...especially the ones with ur mom, tyanin..
the lady asking u about ur kids looool to7fa
the shoe sone is just weird...trying to act smart ma3a il wyah !! :p
Just like innumerable other silly things like clothes, hair, purses, cellphones yada yada yada, shoes do tell an awful lot of things about people. Things every bit as silly as the silly things people look at to judge; first looks are deceiving, dwelling on them is foolhardy.
Gibberish. :)
Angel
The one with my mom is hilarious? Chena la..
Hathi mal kaf 3ala 3ainha! Ghaseb I'm a disappointment cuz ma 3endi e3yal.. Haw!
Lol, hatha b 3alam brou7a. I think he was trying to flirt bas ma3araf shegoul;p
Manutdfanatic
Not gibberish:)
I was wearing black peep toes. Does that mean that everyone with a pair of shoes exactly like mine studies English Lit? That was plain freaky!;p
Abbaaaaaiih,... AY SHY!!!
Glitter
Lol, I'm not even going to ask sheno eli ay shay;p
Dunno why I missed this post...
1. I don't get the comic strip...
2. Your mum is just too cute!
3. I love the last convo...it has a mysterious matter-of-fact cool/casual air to it...if that stranger was a guy, and you were me (or I was you [*confusion*]) I would SO fall in love.
F.
1. Don't think too much;p
2. She is?
3. He freaked me out. No chance of falling in love AT ALL!
nas 3ajeba ghareba..
I thought your mom doesn't like 3azayem either :p
N.
Wayed;\
With my mom, it depends on the people, but she makes me go even if she's not going;\
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