Migrane

So, Outkasty (aka Very.Q8ya) wanted a post about Go Kart. I'm nice enough to write about my continual embarrassment on different Go Kart tracks. I'm not talented in driving anything, just so you know.

The most recent Go Kart experiences were during my trip to Egypt last Spring. Okay, people.. I did it twice. I should have said no after the first time. In Sharm, we started looking for things to do other than beach activities since they can't be done in the evening. So, we found a Go Kart place. Lo adri ena byenga9 wayhi w batfashal, chan ma geltlehum about the place. Anyways, so we go in and get geared up. Suits, helmets, and karts.

So, all brave.. I get into my kart, bas sheno?! Ma a6ool the gas and brake! So, I have to like slide down in my kart because the guy didn't have any pillows to offer. The guy explains the laps, and we set off... Al7een 7amadt rabi malyoun mara ena the track is lighted by red cones because it was huge w 3adi I get lost because I have no sense of direction. I had my foot on the gas all the way, braking only at the turns in case I flew out of the kart. The boys thought it would be funny if they would bump into me.. They did, and I did a gazillion turns before I could reach the brakes! W 7adi 3a9abt! I was FURIOUS because kan 3abali ena ra7 ad3am someone else on track. Oh and another thing, mako reverse, so you have to like deal with yourself after getting off the track by only going forward. So, after several minutes of getting back on track. I become vindictive.. Now, everyone's wearing helmets w it's belail fa you really can't tell who's who.. Shasawi?! I bumped into everyone until they were all struggling, while I completed my lap and made up for the time I lost earlier. Soon, everyone's bumping into everyone w the guy 9ar maynoon bas ysarekh 3alaina..

Anyways, lama we were all done.. We had to strip down to our usual selves and go see the results. I CAME SECOND ;D!!! 7ada wanasa! Sij eni wayed tahaza2t bas lama da3amt kelman w I threw them off the track, I made up for the time well. Naturally, when we went to the amusement park, and I saw Go Kart, I was for it.. Ma ta3alamt mn eltede3em w the not reaching.. This time though, it's not a professional track bas it's big. I left my throne...

...and headed to the track. Nothing fancy: no suits or helmets, just karts. I go, and I pick a kart. Again, ma a6ool elgas or brake, and I have to do the sliding thing. Ya3ni 7adi ;\.. Elmuhim, lama we set off.. I hit the gas, wela elkart 7ad`ha garamba3 ma tamshi.. Kelman sawa malyoun lap w ana lil7een b my first cuz of my retarded kart! 7adi tenarfazt w I couldn't just ditch it and go back walking! Fa I continued the lap w it was my first and last bema ena elkart 7ad`ha sakka w kan wedi I stop on it (bs I wasn't big enough lel2asaf). Ee w by the way, b my very slow 3ayooza lap, my friends were bumping into me, fa the kart would stop... W kent lazem a3abel feha to get it to the highest speed it could go all over again!! Lesson learned: never leave the throne for Go Kart!

It's fun though. If you can reach the gas and brake, you'll be fine;p

P.S. The post before was for me to let things out.