Old (60+) Men Are De3las

Okay, so there is no comic because I only post comics when I feel like it, and they only post a comic a day anyway, and this is my second post in 24 hours. As already obvious for the people who are emfat7een, this is a lot of ramble.

We had a HAJS gathering today without S. H's dietician gave her detox menus:

H: Enzain w like you khethra bas.. Seriously! I have never eaten a plate of vegetables that fast. And a plate of vegetables has never looked that good.. The stuff I have to eat is limited! I don't get to pick. Ya3ni it says: Your breakfast is an orange and (something methel grapefruit bas a9far w madry what she called it)! And my breakfast is SALAD! A7ad yetrayag salad?! I'm starved.. Enzain bas ta3abt.. Yebouli burtaqala!!!

BURTAQALA!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! BURTAQALA IS GOING TO SET EVERYTHING RIGHT!!! NOT CHOCOLATE... NOT A GREASY BURGER... NOT ICE CREAM WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND SAUCE.. BURTAQALA, PPL!!! ENTAW MESTAW3IBEEEN?!

Anyways, her ramblings are not in order, but like I wrote what I remember of what she said when she said it. Sorry I was eating mud pie jedamich 7bbti;*

On another random note, I was telling J how Libras are good with words. They give the most democratic answers, and she goes: "I'm a Libra!" Yeah? Not really.. So, we had to explain to her that her Libranism is demented.. Oh, and J, if you weren't a screwed up Libra, I wouldn't love you as much;*

Again, randomly.. This break last year, I was in Egypt.. *sigh*

The park rides..

Go Kart!

Birrell

A store named after her royal highness.. Ee ghaseb!

After Karoake Night;p

Sunshine, the forbidden drink which induces hysteria;p

Again, a markaz after moi;p

I loved this day! The weather was beautiful..

ElKhaleely..

The unforgettable birthday cake which named me 3esa and mispelled sweet!

Getting tattoos.. Mine was.. any guesses?

My sleeping patterns are going to be very messed up. My parents are not here. I can't sleep because my two brothers go out, and I have to wait for them to come back because they are very absentminded, etc. Also, I have to wake them up for 9alat elfayer instead of mommy dearest and wake little brother for school. SO, (I'm actually getting somewhere important), I ALWAYS switch my phone off when I sleep.. BUT NOT WHEN MY PARENTS ARE NOT HERE. It is on 24/7. Please, if you call, and hear me sounding like crap and all that, would you care to understand that I'm half asleep?! I don't know what I'm saying, and I don't know what YOU'RE saying. And don't rub it in my face whenever I see you all sober and sophisticated cuz 7ada mala da3i ga9at elwayh. Therefore, for a week, my phone will be on. Don't abuse, and don't try to blackmail: it simply won't work. My intelligence extends to my subconciousness.