I feel VIOLATED.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Hello?
Hey, you!
Hello? S? What is it?
You're calling to stay silent?
Don't be ridiculous! How can I sound beautiful?
Hehe, *******! What's up?
OMG! I know, right?! I was going to call you, but I was studying, and I had a feeling we'd be talking for hours;p
Yeah, whatever. Her loss, isn't it?
No, not this summer. Sorry. I kinda can't pack my bags and head wherever.
What do you mean why not?! Have you met my dad?!
*Laughter*
Those days...
They don't seem real to me. I can't even remember how you look. I can see things happen in front of me, but it's like I wasn't involved, you know?
Yeah, like a dream.
How's the weather?
Cold enough for Popsicle Season?;p
Traitor!;p
I know. It's like we never lost touch these past few months. I miss you. Blah.
Oh, shut up! I've always been this sentimental!
Yeah! You just couldn't look past the exterior.
Past the eyes. *Laughter*
Me? No!
Where'd you come up with such a thing?
And did your little bird mention who the luckiest man about to be crowned King of the World is?
Well, then, tell your little bird to **** off;p
Why wouldn't I?
See? I would if it were true.
Just lose those little birds of yours. They're so unneccessary.
I have a photo of that! I'm in this netball team uniform. I was skinny as hell and my legs were ew!
Never! It won't show up on any surface of my life!;p
It's DRASTIC!
D would understand! You're so inconsiderate when it comes to these things!
I know. I miss D, too. Good old days.
We both cried that day Clement read us that book about the aboriginals. You know the one where the white men were rabbits in black clothes?
How can you forget it! It's so famous where you are! It's your history!
Whatever. Any good books lately?
Done with that already.
Done.
Yes, done. Traumatizing. Oh, and I like Invitation to a Beheading way more.
Read it. It's so you. I'm positive you'd love it.
Oh, and when you read it, read it like you're in the cell with him. Like you're the spider or a chair or something. Don't read it as if you were him. No fun in that.
I'm not weird! It's just a different way of perceiving the character.
You'll get it. Read it like you're the spider, okay?
Start tonight;p
Hehehe, chub!
Okay, I have to go to the dunny!
Oh, you do?
Right. I promise I'll call you again before next month;p
Hehe, alright.
Me, too.
I'm always online;p
I know. You'll get more of the right timings next week. I have a break from school.
Alrighty.
I love you.
Bye.
22 comments:
who's this letter for?
Let me guess...your side of a telephonic conversation?
Too pallid. The legs, I mean.
huh?!
completely lost thank you very much ;)
Amu
Read Manutdfanatic's comment;)
Manutdfanatic
Yeah:)
Hehe;p
Angel
Again, Manutdfanatic's comment;)
You're so interesting
your mind works in mysterious ways..
And I'm also assuming it's a blend of several conversations, not the same one throughout?
:)
it's always nice when u get a call from someone u miss and haven't talked for ages!:)
Dreamzy -- nods her head !!
*ofcourse i get it ! *
I agree with nyxxie ... exteremely interesting :)
Nyxxie
As is everyone:)
Fourme
It does? Any elaborations?
Manutdfanatic
It's one conversation, the same one through out:)
Palomino
Yeah, especially when after you talk, you feel like you never lost touch..
Dreamzy
Thank you:)
ok ok just give me this...is the person you're talkin to a guy or girl cuz those would be TWO diffrent meanings to this post :P
Eulaila
There wouldn't be. It wouldn't matter at all. But for the record, it's a guy.
i hate long phone calls .. headache !
Getting in touch with old friends is gr8 tho
worth it !
Slai7e6
Definitely worth it!
Btw, the phone call wasn't that long. Time yourself reading it out loud;p
I like the "disturbing" part :P
Disturbed Stranger
Hehe. But as you may have noticed, my titles have got nothing to do with my posts;p
you see things from a different perspective, you don't go for the obvious your mind questions everything and second guesses everything..
Fourme
I think it's what my Literature major is doing to my brain..
loool I noticed :) but I can't say I am surprised -_-
Disturbed Stranger
Lol, why not?
honestly, I believe its a good thing because it makes you stand out and not become a part of the herd..
FourMe
Lol! The herd.. 7allaaa;\
And I do believe it's a good thing:)
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