Jun 18, 2008

Teez El-namla

I'll never ever put myself in the state I'm in now. I danced all night. When I got home, I read thirteen pages of philosophy. Now, I am going to complete the assignment by writing a five hundred word response to what I read. I'm exhausted. I shouldn't have danced. I probably shouldn't have gone to that party. And I have class in less than seven hours.


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Recent ANNOYING dialogues.




S: Are you half?
Amethyst: Half what?
S: Half Asian?
Amethyst: No.. *thinking that she does NOT look Asian*
S: Are you half Kuwaiti, then?
Amethyst: I'm Kuwaiti from both sides.
S: Oh, you don't look it.
Amethyst: *Fake smile*


Girl: Do you go to this college?
Amethyst: No, I study English.
Girl: Really?
Amethyst: Uuhh, yeah?
Girl: You seem smart, I thought you'd be in this college.
Amethyst: So smart people only study Science? *Walks away*


Amethyst: Hey, you!
A: Hey..
Amethyst: What's up?
A: Hey..
Amethyst: Are you okay?
A: Hey.. Yeah, I'm fine. *Pause* Aloo?
Amethyst: Yeah?
A: Hey.. When do you finish classes?
Amethyst: 4..
*Silence*
A: Aloo?!
Amethyst: What?!
A: Why are you so quiet? I can't think like this!


Amethyst: I'm in this fitting room!
7bbti: Ha?
Amethyst: The dark one is too big, and the light one is too small.
7bbti: Ba3ad jesmech madry shloun 9ayer..
Amethyst: Haw! Sheno ya3ni?!;\
7bbti: Ya3ni shloun ma enred baitna?
Amethyst: A9lan we're not going back home, goolay you3ana w khalas!
7bbti: You3ana!


Amethyst: Hi, Dad!
Dad: How do you want your name spelled?
Amethyst: With a "c" please and thank you!;D
Dad: The lady at the counter says it's weird.
Amethyst: Why does she care?
Dad: I don't want you spelling your name weird!
Amethyst: I do!


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I'll go back to doing my assignment, now..

29 comments:

Don Juan said...

that's true ,, studying English does not mean that you're nothing but a faliure, lazy student ,, on the other hand studying engineering or accounting does not make a SUPER HERO out of you ;/

Amethyst said...

Don Juan
People are shallow, though;\

Anonymous said...

I agree with Don Juan. Embala kila 3abalhom eli studying English ya3ni lazy w chose hal major malah 5elg. Ma3ana 9a3eb mo sahil.

A9lan a'3lab eli ye'6ar6on chethe w their majors accounting wela shay thani telgain met5arij ib 1.00GPA.

Ako subject 3endokom chena math bs kilah ib letters. I forgot shesemha.

Amethyst said...

Harlow
Sa3eb w it's challenging because you need to be creative!

Yeah, that I know;p

Esemha Syntax:)

Ruby Woo said...

People always assume that if you're smart, then you should go study something sciencey or something that has to do with numbers. I for one study finance and see English as so hard, I can barely get a B! So ignore the ignorance that person holds.

Lol and your mom and dad are hilarious!

Goodluck on the paper thing!

Big Pearls said...

it's a shame but ppl do think the not so smart study english or social studies ..

Anonymous said...

How come you go through all those starnge situations :)

frogman said...

lol i love how you say you are going to go back to your studying, yet you replied to the first few comments 3ala 6ool..

in terms of the state your in.. its good for you to do something crazy every once in a while.. you can sleep after you hand your paper in.. but at least you had a fun night.. :)

Don Juan said...

Such " shallow " people should register in one of the literature courses if they want to examine their creativity ,, they won't stand a week ;p

Anonymous said...

loool

hal kind of conversations zaydeen hal ayam every wer !

goodluck with ur assignment :*

Balqees said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ana gaylah i love ur dad he is sooooooo funny ya 7liilah

Amethyst said...

Ruby Woo
English demands creativity, unlike the Sciences..

Hehe, they are?

Thanks:)

Big Pearls
A shame, indeed;\

OpeRon
Bad luck?

Actually, it's a strange world..

Frogman
Lol, I was typing, might as well reply;p

Yeah, but seriously, after the struggle of not falling asleep during classes all day today, I'll pass on that;p

Don Juan
They won't stand a day.

Cat
Shay mu 6abe3i, etsadgeen?;\

Thanks;*

Balqees
Lol! I remember;p

Anonymous said...

heheheh that was funny;p... hope u did well with the assignment!

The Archer said...

LOL 7addah random :p You're gonna have to explain a few things though...

Light/Dark. LOL!!!
3asa wakalteeha bas? :p

Amethyst said...

purelyorchid
I hope so, too;p

The Archer
Explain a few things? Like?

Hehe, dark jeans and light jeans;p

Yeah, it was the Johnny Rockets day. Hehe;p

Anonymous said...

dancing is good for your health..:P

Amethyst said...

mazeofthoughts
That I know;p

haj said...

hahahaha lovve the quote with ur dad! :P

Amethyst said...

Haj
Lol!;p

PaLoMiNo said...

if u need help with the assignment 7athreen mama ;-D

shtaby S?? ma legaat ela asian?? khal tgleb wayha zain ;p Girl also ma 3indha salfa ;p bas 3ad A 7adha mthy3a ;p


o i'm trying to think eb esm that is spelled with a C!! bas mo yaay shy 3ala balee ;X chena sj it's weird ;Pp

Squirreliya said...

good luck in ur assignments..

weird stuff and situations happen with all except me, madri laish!

Anonymous said...

ee walla 100%

Journal Entries said...

a7saan bee unique with ur name =)

F. said...

I love those dialogues you hate!

When I read them I remember you ;*

Amethyst said...

Palomino
The assignment is done:)

Shdarani;\

A is always like that when recently awoken from sleep;p

It doesn't start with a C. My name is already somewhere on this blog. Care to look for it?

Squirreliya
Thanks:)

A7sanlech! Trust me!

Loco
100% annoying? Wela what?

A Journal Entry
I know. Yay!;D

F.
Hehe;p

Ba3ad 3umri, I miss you!;*

Âme said...

It starts with A... Palomino.

Hint: To save you of the trouble of searching... look at the early posts of this blog.

~ Soul

Amethyst said...

Âme
:)

Anonymous said...

:P ya weird name speller ente!

Amethyst said...

Rawr
3ad it really isn't weird!;p